Wrong Timing Wright Timing
It’s been a little while since the last time I wrote anything. Overly consumed by multiple jobs and life strategy creation, I simply neglected my own talent of pure nothingness — to write when it feels right or feel right when writing.
While everybody is discussing “how GPT chat steals writers’ jobs,” I put the exclamation marks, reformatting the sentence to “Finally, something steals writers’ jobs!”
Being a writer is not a duty; being a writer is to be an inventor, discoverer, and doctor of the human soul. So, in case there is a thing that can ease my burden, I see it as an opportunity to become an editorial chief who puts that final touch of sparkle into the texts and makes the “body” enlighten with the soul.
The problem is not about too many texts and too many books written; the problem is that there are too many BADLY WRITTEN texts and books like “people with vgina can menstruate” and “guys with dcks certainly have no heart.” I excuse myself in German like it’d be the new French of the romantic XXI century, “War kurz kotzen”… Yeah, those letters really made that bathroom dirty. Somebody needs to clean it.
Is there anyone in need of cleaning services?
I doubt it because if you read it, you probably belong to the same group: “Ich kann gar nicht so viel essen…”
That was the somehow disgustingly inspiring introduction. Please bring tissues to everyone; we certainly need them later.
He Finally Said His First Word
Last night I had insomnia, and to tell you the truth, the constant push and pull game [of personal growth] made my life soulfully horrible. The b — b-bad romance ruined my life a little bit less, but the damage is damage, and it has been already done. To add an unnecessary but still tentative comment, I believe that people with unhealed trauma should be banned from any dating apps; they can’t do anything better than ruin the life of another person. Exclamation mark. Thank you for your attention — dear reader — the end of the text — basta…
… it would have been pulled out and finished with the Happy End. What a sexy reading that would be if I added some pics in lingerie. But I changed my mind.
Finally, he said his first word, and that word wasn’t “mother” but “I need some time.” The question is who doesn’t?
I’d delightfully add a few hours to my dreams while reducing the working hours; I’d also add a spare day for daydreaming and creativity nurture, but it only stays with the phrase “I need some time.”
Take all the time in the world, but be careful what you wish for because time will kill you. That’s a horrible thought, isn’t it? You know where to find the tissue paper.
You are not mistaken if you know how to read between the lines. That phrase we commonly hear everywhere.
“I want to buy a house, but it’s the wrong time for it.”
“I wish I met you earlier; it’s the wrong timing.”
“I want to have a family, but now it’s not the right time for it.”
“I want to get a second degree, but I don’t have time.”
“That’s not the right time for the dress. I need to lose some weight.”
“I can’t talk to you right now; I’m very busy.”
[add your own excuse to the list]
Before you start searching for philosophical meaning, I tell you beforehand — break your nasty watches; they show it all wrong, and that can be perhaps the best advice you can ever get from this article. Thank me later.
In Wine We Trust
“Could we have some house red wine, please?”
Do you believe in the wrong or right timing, I asked my friend, looking into her eyes. The wine smoothly filled my glass.
“Yes, I do,” she said. It happened to me very often in business that my luck was on my side when it was the right time and place.
I took a sip and had a deep dive into a thought ocean. Isn’t it time an invented thing after all? We can all have anything right or wrong without or within timing…
However, as the kind of measurement, perhaps, the time as a phenomenon makes sense when it comes to the coordination system. Degree by degree, my feelings were warmed up by the higher. A glass. A — two. A — three. Excellent. The deeper you dive, the colder the water. But the girls with shallow personalities still can be deep, if you know what I’m talking about.
P.S. I’m talking in general.
“Can you make that music louder, please? Here you go: ‘Ice-ice baby fff.’
Where were we? Exactly. I wanted to impress you with my genuinely invented theory about timing. And here you are advised to order the bottle of red and join this imaginary circle. Remember? Earn your degree by consuming some. You can’t figure it out without a bottle. Contacts of the club of anonymous alcoholics can be found at the end of this article. Cheers!
The Theory that You Deserve
Honestly saying, my algebra skills may not have been stellar, but I’ve certainly excelled in recognizing opportunities and managing substantial financial matters. Setting jokes aside, I can likely dazzle you with my grasp of coordinate systems.
Envision a linear graph with X representing time and Y denoting opportunities, both starting from 0. Feel free to populate the graph with countless events, business opportunities, relationships, and various facets of life using dots (…) as placeholders.
On this linear scale, the negative and positive extremes characterize the past and the future, respectively. It’s worth noting that both extremes, whether negative or positive, lack realism unless they hover near 0 or surpass the threshold of 3.
Anything falling below 0 often symbolizes disparity or negativity, succinctly put, opportunities that have been overlooked or are currently inactive.
The linear X-axis delineates the negative and positive extremes, with the negative extreme signifying the past, and the positive extreme indicating the future.
In the realm of temporal metrics, the numerical threshold of 3 and beyond transcends the conceivable, venturing into the domain of the unfathomable. Brace yourself, for what lies ahead may well surpass the bounds of your anticipations.
Oftentimes, people who define their events and plans for the future are considered to be visionaries or entrepreneurs of the future. While the ideas, projects, and desired relationships can be placed there and marked as unrealistic, they may still become really positive in the future, considering probability theory, the theory of random numbers and other favorable circumstances.
The most interesting part, though, comes when we add comparables wherever they are placed. Let’s imagine for a second a founder who creates a startup that focuses on resolving the problem of the past, however, doesn’t have a correlation with the present or the past. It aims to fail.
Similarly, in the context of relationships, when one partner is emotionally anchored in the past while attempting to engage in current relationships, an inherent incapacity arises to envision the future. This becomes particularly pronounced when the other partner is already progressing far into the future, exploring distinct opportunities. While the issue might appear on the surface as a misalignment in timelines, the root cause often lies in deeper and fundamentally different perspectives from the outset.
The problem with all of it is… not in the consumed alcohol, if you may think, but in absolutely different opportunities and as a result vision for the future. Call it the mindset, call it unpreparedness, call it the choice but never the wrong timing!
“Excuse me, waiter, no more wine for the girl in red — bad timing! By the way, could the musician play Carmen since it suits the game we play at the moment? I invite you to the ladies’ choice dance.
Ah, one more thing…
Have a problem with alcohol? There is a solution. Alcohol addiction rehab in Spain if you like the red one. Alcohol addiction rehab in Hungary if you can stop consuming white. Beer problem? Welcome to Germany!
Can’t forget your exes? Just the wrong timing. Create the right one.
Message me for more information.
Yours,
Anonymous
